Sometimes the only thing that can save us from the insanity of parenting is other parents tweeting about it! Every week we compile the funniest tweets from parents that will keep a smile on all our faces.
“I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” ??? pic.twitter.com/7421UiFrsC
— SUPREME ONES (@TheSupremecy) November 3, 2016
Can’t wait to drive my kids slowly past McDonald’s and tell them there’s rice at home
— Jake Hunna (@JakeHunna) November 7, 2016
My kid knows the lyrics to several David Bowie songs. Don’t tell me there isn’t hope for the next generation.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) November 4, 2016
My kid wakes up early by choice…I am starting to doubt we are related
— ivy•cheeks (@collabeans620) November 6, 2016
Wanna have a spouse that I can destroy my kids in 2 on 2 basketball with
— Katie Havens (@kthavens) November 4, 2016
My kid came home with zero Reese’s cups in her bag so I’ll be setting fire to the whole fucking neighborhood later.
— ☠ How YOU doin ☠ (@jollyrobber) November 1, 2016
My kids one day are gonna ask me if they can get a dog and I’m gonna say yes every time and we’re gonna end up with 16 dogs…
— Tay Knowles (@tayknowless) November 3, 2016
I’m eating my kid’s Halloween candy. But my kid is 15 months old and shouldn’t be eating candy. So really, I’m not the villain here. Right?
— Aditi Kinkhabwala (@AKinkhabwala) November 7, 2016
My kid made sure to wake me up and tell me something was wrong with the clock bc the time on the tv said an hour earlier.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) November 6, 2016