Sometimes the only thing that can save us from the insanity of parenting is other parents tweeting about it! Every week we compile the funniest tweets from parents that will keep a smile on all our faces
My kid is at the age where everything is "why?" And it would be fine if he wasn't using my phone to google the accuracy of all my answers.
— Idle (@Mindless4Miles) October 2, 2016
My kid asked for *only* ice cream for breakfast. I told him that's ridiculous;
he needs a spoon, too.
— Marta Effing Ketchup (@MartaEffing) October 8, 2016
It takes my toddler son four minutes to put his shoes on, yet he can delete three apps & open Netflix on my iPhone in 12 seconds.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 4, 2016
Imagine if we had Parent/Teach conferences in College
Dad: So how is my kid doing?
Professor: "I have never seen this person in my life."
— Students Problems (@FactsOfSchool) October 7, 2016
Having tested it exhaustively, I can certify that saying it's a school night has little to zero effect on a kid's willingness to go to bed.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) October 3, 2016
My kids are outside finger painting so I'm just going to take a nice, quiet moment of sheer anxiety about what I'll find when they're done.
— SammichesPsychMeds (@SamPsychMeds) October 4, 2016
my daughter said her hand hurts when she moves it, her brother said "stop moving it then."
my work here is done.
— xtine (@cmfh111) October 5, 2016
My daughter said why can't we just have no president for four years. Sometimes a break is good for a relationship.
— stu mundel (@Stu_Mundel) October 10, 2016