Check out these tweets about parenting that have us laughing the hardest this week!
Friend: Dude, you have a piece of glitter on your face.
Me: Oh, sorry my son brought a project home from school w/glitter on it 3 years ago.
— keith (@tchrquotes) May 6, 2015
Me: I forgot to pack a dessert with your lunch today.
5: I know. I'm not mad.
5: I'm just disappointed.
5: that's worse.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) May 3, 2017
An exercise video for parents where all the lunges are just you going around the house picking up Capri Sun straw wrappers.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) February 10, 2016
Pediatrician: They're only getting two hours of screen time a day, right?
Me: HAHAHAHA! I mean, yes.
— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) May 5, 2017
Follow my crafty mommy blog for great projects such as Pile of Books in Corner and Wrinkled Mass of Unfolded Clothes in Other Corner.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) April 12, 2017
I thought childbirth was the most painful thing I would ever experience, but then I watched my husband load the dishwasher.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) May 7, 2017
4-year-old: My shoes are muddy!
Me: What did you expect?
4: I just want to jump in all the puddles and never get dirty.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 4, 2017
If you're not sure about having kids, have someone say "Mom!" 100 times before 7am & see if it's right for you.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 8, 2017
Slippers made out of Lego so that when you step on Lego you just get taller.
— Very Scary Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) September 8, 2013
I love doing crafts with my kids!
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) May 8, 2017
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