Her are our favorite tweets about parenting this week
Most people don't know that The Shining originally began with Jack's son humming one line of a pop song over and over and over.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) June 30, 2017
Current predicament: My toddler wants me to watch what she's doing without looking at her.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) July 2, 2017
Show neighbors you're the pinnacle of fun by loudly telling your kids, "Do whatever you want! I don't even care anymore!"
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) July 1, 2017
Parenting would be a lot easier if kids fell asleep as quickly as our legs do when we play with them on the floor.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) July 2, 2017
My kids' friend process:
Step 1: Reluctant to talk to new guest
Step 2: Running upstairs to show him their room
Ellapsed time: 30 secs
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 29, 2017
Cranky Kid: THAT'S IT. I'M MOVING OUT.
Me: FINE. [sigh] Oh no. Please. Don't go. Anything but that.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 28, 2017
7-year-old: *in the middle of eating breakfast* What's for lunch?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 2, 2017
Son: Can I have dessert?
Me: It's 9:30 in the morning!
He makes a compelling argument…
— That's gross Eliza. (@efoxington) July 2, 2017
Me: Pick that up!
7: Can't you?
Me: You're lower to the ground
7: But you're used to doing things that aren't fun
How's your summer going?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 23, 2017
Summer vacation would probably be a little more relaxing if these kids were vacationing somewhere else.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 20, 2017
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