Check out our favorite parenting tweets from the past week.
Celebrating the 4th of July like every other parent: angrily cursing each firework that goes off after my kids are in bed.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) July 2, 2017
Dear Kids: We are no longer managing everyone’s food likes and dislikes. We apologize for any inconvenience.
— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) July 3, 2017
Got a text from the Sunday School teacher. Apparently my kid felt compelled to announce, "My dad sins A LOT!"
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) April 27, 2017
Me: *shaken awake
7yo: I'm glad you're awake because mommy said I can't play tablet until you wake up
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) July 2, 2017
My 3-year-old calls my gray hairs "wizard hair."
I'm not getting older.
Just more powerful.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 27, 2017
My kids were all happy so naturally I had to ask, "Hey, who can guess how many days until school starts?" & now everyone is crying.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 30, 2017
Parenting wouldn't be so hard if I didn't care how my kids turned out.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 12, 2017
So sorry children's show creators… My kids would rather watch bad amateur animation or people doing, well, anything on YouTube.
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) June 30, 2017
Parenting tip: Never let your kids play with fireworks! Unless they are sparklers. Blazing hot fire at the end of a stick. Totally fine.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 1, 2017
When I catch my toddler red-handed, it’s usually ketchup.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) July 1, 2017
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