Food on the floor, kids eating dog food, 15-hour-long meals… This week’s funny parenting tweets happen to feature a lot of food! Enjoy the mix!
In case you forget to congratulate yourself for the little things, here’s a direct quote from my 6-year-old tonight: “I took a whole shower all by myself. I’m basically a woman.”
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) April 8, 2018
Ten little t-shirts jammed into a drawer. One wiggled out and landed on the floor.
Nine little t-shirts jammed into a drawer. One wiggled out and landed on the floor.
-what must be happening in my kids' room
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) April 5, 2018
Couch for sale: seats 4 or approximately 6 loads of laundry.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 9, 2018
**Me, looking for our 4-year-old**
… [more silence]
"… THEO?! THEO, ARE YOU EATING CANDY?!"
[the sound of a door slamming and tiny footsteps running away]
— Myrrh (@ixix82) April 3, 2018
My wife bought 24 Hostess cupcakes for my son to take to school tomorrow for his birthday treat. I didn't know that's what they were for. I hope 8 kids are absent tomorrow.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 8, 2018
It’s not the food on the floor that breaks you. It’s the fact that you’re no longer above putting it back on their plates.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) April 8, 2018
Every meal with my kids is 15 hours long.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 5, 2018
7 “Which of us do you love more?”
Husband “You can’t ask Mom that! It’s like asking do you love me or Mom more!”
7 “I love Mom more.”
5 “Yeah, I love Mom more too.”
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) March 31, 2018
On the way to the club* for some drinks** and dancing***.
**Free food samples
— Sarah Beam (@momonmanna) April 7, 2018
Neighbor: Our kids only eat organic food
Me: [flashback to earlier that day when I caught my son eating a dog biscuit] Yeah, same
— The Dad (@thedad) April 7, 2018
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