It’s time for funny parenting tweets! You work hard. Relax and enjoy yourself for a few minutes while you laugh at the absurdity of parenting!
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[five hours of picking up]
Oh good, I can finally clean.
— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) April 22, 2018
The best parenting advice I can give you is never let your kids keep crayons in the car.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 19, 2018
Parenting is easy, really. You just take your regular weekly schedule before you had kids and you find a way to fit 30,000 hours worth of problem solving, question answering, laundry folding, and mind molding into it.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) April 20, 2018
We all scream.
– every night just trying to get kids to go to bed
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) April 19, 2018
I’m a mom. Jeans are my fancy pants.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 20, 2018
I always look forward to relaxing on Saturday. I have kids, so it never happens. But I do look forward to it.
— Dad Bits (@DadBits) April 14, 2018
My kids are going through this really annoying phase. I don't know the technical term for it, but from what I've read, it seems that it's called "Childhood."
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) April 21, 2018
Have kids so you can forever be trapped in the never-ending cycle of "finally getting over being sick" and "just starting to get sick again."
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) April 18, 2018
8y.o: “What kind of food is this?”
Me: “It’s goulash.”
8: “No, I mean is it a mushy chicken or a mushy cow?”
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 19, 2018
Dentist: Looks like you have been grinding your teeth. Do you know the reason why? Stress? Lack of sleep?
Me: I have four. Would you like to see their school pictures?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 19, 2018
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