Check out some of our favorite funny parenting tweets this week.
I heard all of my kids laughing & getting along & I've never been more afraid.
— ?Sarcastic Mommy? (@sarcasticmommy4) October 24, 2017
TODDLER: *violently wakes me up* DADDY! DADDY!
ME: what, what’s wrong?
TODDLER: *whispers* shhhhh mommy sleeping
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 30, 2017
I'm convinced that my kids could destroy an entire city in the time it takes me to switch the laundry.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) October 15, 2017
Fun fact. The Magic Eight Ball was invented by a father who was tired of answering his kids' questions.
— The Unfit Father (@TheUnfitFather) October 22, 2017
Parent Teacher Conferences: You are totally crushing this parenting thing!
Moldy Bathtub Toy: No you’re not.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 21, 2017
*checks sons backpack to see how I did on his project*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 24, 2017
Have the confidence of my son who expects praise for saying things like "I HADDED A BOOGER BUT I PUT IT IN A TISSUE INSTEAD OF ON THE COUCH"
— Valerie ❤️s Presents (@ValeeGrrl) October 23, 2017
If you aren't walking around trying to locate where the smell of poop is coming from – Are you even a Stay at Home Mom on a Monday ? ??♀️?
— TheMessedNest (@themessednest) October 23, 2017
PTA: Are you coming to the meeting?
PTA: It's important
PTA: We have cookies
PTA: We have child care
Me: What time?
— Unbalanced Momma (@UnbalancedMomma) October 18, 2017
Picking up armfuls of toys, I look up with dirty hair framing my soulless eyes.
“A chore chart?” I say haggardly. “Yeah, I had one once.”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 24, 2017
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