Check out our favorite funny parenting tweets this week.
I like to plan my outfit for dropping the kids off at school.
In fact, I often choose it the night before.
They're called "pajamas".
— Marlebean (@Marlebean) October 24, 2017
wife: What happened to your face!? Did you get in a fight?
[flashback to me trying to buckle my toddler in his car seat]
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 20, 2017
When they spot a towel hanging neatly on a rack, teens consider it a personal challenge to rip it down, wad it up & leave it on the floor.
— MomofTeen (@MomofTeen) September 27, 2017
One day I hope to be as savage as my toddler who just looked me in the eyes and said “uh-oh” before snapping a toy in half.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 13, 2017
My city doesn’t allow roosters because of the noise. However, they’re totally okay with toddlers. Seems like a double standard to me.
— Difficult Mommy (@difficultmommy) October 17, 2017
"So when he goes to sleep, do I sit in his room and watch him?"
– my creepy daughter, asking questions before her first babysitting job.
— Julie Burton ? (@ksujulie) October 23, 2017
I am maybe one more festival or bake sale from turning super villain.
— Marly ❄️❄️❄️❄️ (@VerbsRProudest) October 21, 2017
So You Laughed at an Annoying Thing Your Kid Was Doing and Now You Have to Listen to It Until You Die
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) October 17, 2017
Dad: "Hey, you're all done?"
Dad: "You finished cleaning up that huge mess of toys?"
Dad: "… Are you lying?"
— Myrrh (@ixix82) October 21, 2017
— Beth Carmichael (@bessie628) October 24, 2017
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