Check out some of our favorite funny tweets from parents.
My 5yo's teacher gave her a whistle as a reward for good behavior. If my kid is so great, why are you punishing me?
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) August 17, 2017
Imagine being able to walk into a restaurant without the hostess immediately asking how many kid menus.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 19, 2017
5y.o: "What's for dinner?"
Me: "It's veg-"
5: "-I don't want it."
Me: "I didn't even get to say it."
5: "It wasn't going anywhere good."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 19, 2017
Me: How was your day?
5-year-old: I didn't cry.
More than I accomplished.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 17, 2017
There just aren't enough songs about moms folding laundry and slowly losing their minds.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 16, 2017
11YR OLD: dad, are we poor?
ME: we are rich in love…we are rich in laughter
11: so we're poor
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) August 25, 2017
I'm so mom I almost tied the mannequin's shoe and also I did.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) August 20, 2017
"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN ON KEVIN'S DOOOOORRRR"
– my son just absolutely butchering Guns N' Roses
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 26, 2017
No one told me that 70% of parenting would be watching the same YouTube video over and over
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 10, 2017
The golden age of parenthood begins once you realize you can channel your kid's boundless energy to bring you stuff.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 8, 2017
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