It’s the best time of the week… funny parenting tweets are here. Read on for the best of parents struggling to get through the day, just like you!
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I try to wake up before my kid so I have more time to rest.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 27, 2018
Parenting is a mix of having no idea what your child is talking about and hoping to god they don’t start explaining it.
— TheAlexNevil, Handmaid (@TheAlexNevil) April 30, 2018
Juice: for when the kids aren’t feral enough.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) April 27, 2018
A law degree wouldn't help you win an argument with a toddler that a purple crayon is not green.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) April 27, 2018
Started cleaning the kids bathroom but have decided it’s easier to just sell the house for a loss.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) April 28, 2018
Though I may make jokes, my 3-year-old is blossoming into a beautiful, adventurous, responsible, intellectually curious little boy who also eats his pizza with a fork.
— The Mom at Law (@TheMomAtLaw) April 28, 2018
Becoming a parent has changed me in so many ways. For example I look much much much older now.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) April 26, 2018
1st child: never eats fast food because who puts that in their child’s body?
3rd child: lines the circumference of the earth with his happy meal toys
— Karen Johnson (@21stcenturysahm) April 28, 2018
Lemonade stands combine parents' favorite pastimes of seeing their children get chatted up by weird strangers while also struggling to do basic math.
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) April 28, 2018
Church was not the best venue for my 3yo’s comedy routine, which consists of calling everyone a butt-crack face.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 29, 2018
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