Still reeling from chocolate overload? Enjoy our favorite funny parenting tweets from this week, featuring the Easter Bunny, vacation, cold spring weather, and more!
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11 year-old: I can't go in my room right now cuz Michael's vacuuming.
Son: I gave him $5.
Me: What? I told you to vacuum your room, not to have your brother do it.
Son: You can't be mad. I paid him. It was a business transaction.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) March 30, 2018
I cleaned the minivan today, and, boy oh boy, the kids are going to be surprised to see what’s for dinner.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 29, 2018
Parenting is turning off every light source in the room at 9pm because the 3 year old is afraid of shadows only to turn them all back on again when he’s afraid of it being too dark followed by the sweet, sweet sound of, ”Mama, I love Daddy.”
— Jessica Manning (@JJmanning1) April 1, 2018
Kids have a way of making you feel like a fool everyday, not just on April 1st.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) April 1, 2018
I’m at the peak of my life right now.
I LITERALLY CONTROL THE EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA.
— Innocent Illusion (@DianaG2772) March 30, 2018
[easter egg hunts 20 years ago]
PARENT: ok kids, i painstakingly hid each and every egg
[easter egg hunts today]
PARENT: *dumps out a bag of eggs in a field* OK KIDS, HAVE AT IT
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 31, 2018
Dad vacation to do list
1. Wake up at 6 AM for no reason
2. Buy a local newspaper
3. Complain about the coffee maker
4. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
6. Call the GPS stupid
7. Organize the fishing stuff again
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 29, 2018
Listening to my 8yo interrupt his piano teacher with video game stories is hilarious to overhear until I realize I'm paying her by the hour.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 28, 2018
Make your child angry today by trying to protect them from hypothermia.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) April 2, 2018
Puts all the toys my kids forgot they had in their Easter basket
— Marl (@Marlebean) March 29, 2018
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