Daylight Saving Time. Pulling teeth. Cleaning. Getting ready for school. These are just a few of the joys of parenting. What’s your favorite funny tweet this week?
I don't know about you, but scrubbing tiny handprints off the walls is my favorite way to wind down before bedtime.
— The Mom at Law (@TheMomAtLaw) March 10, 2018
Me “What are you doing to your tooth?!”
5 “Trying to pull it out.”
Me “That’s going to hurt.”
5 “I don’t care. I need the money.”
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) March 10, 2018
Each time we get in the car I say, “Buckle up.”
After hearing this every day for 8 years, my son just whispered to his friend in the backseat, “She says that to protect us because she’s not that great at driving.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 5, 2018
Teaching a 6yo how to make the bed is exactly like teaching a cat how to make the bed.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 10, 2018
4-year-old: Why do we have to wear shoes?
Me: They protect your feet.
4: No, they trap your feet. *whispers* They’re feet traps.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) March 10, 2018
Parenting means that sometimes when you ask your child to get ready for school they reappear dressed as a gecko wearing a bathing suit and rain boots.
— MacgyveringMom (@MacgyveringM22) March 9, 2018
Parenting is just putting throw pillows back on the couch every ten minutes until you die.
— your mom (@eff_yeah_steph) March 5, 2018
It's crazy how much "It’s bedtime" sounds like "LLLET’S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLE" to my kid.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) March 11, 2018
Parents, look at this way. We may have lost an hour of sleep, but at least our kids get an extra hour of daylight… so they can argue about going to bed at their normal time because it's still light out outside.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) March 11, 2018
Dear commercial showing buff parents at the indoor water park,
I've been. We don't look like that.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) March 8, 2018
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