Read our favorite tweets from funny parents this week.
1985 Parent: punishes child by making them stay inside instead of playing outdoors.
2017 Parent: punishes child by making them go outside with no wifi.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 25, 2017
sometimes being a dad is reading books to your kids and skipping pages when they're not looking so at the end the story makes no sense and everyone's confused
— juan vidal (@itsjuanlove) November 13, 2017
I don’t care that I just kissed and tucked in 7 metal cars for my daughter because it was important to her and she is important to me.
— TheMessedNest (@themessednest) November 25, 2017
Most of parenting is unsuccessfully attempting to sit down.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) September 4, 2017
Me: Bedtime in 5 minutes!
8yo: *Begins the single most complicated crafting project of her lifetime thus far*
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 17, 2017
Maybe if they called them levels instead of chapters my kids would be more into reading.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 7, 2017
I really don't. pic.twitter.com/VYtLAfFV9g
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) November 27, 2017
Parenthood is about asking the important questions, like "why did you shove that entire cheese stick into your mouth?" & "can you please stop talking?"
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) November 27, 2017
My kids only share crap I don’t want. Germs, pre-chewed food, a detailed biography of their dolls done as an interpretive dance…
— ShayWhat?! (@justsomegirl81) November 22, 2017
My 3-year-old called a giraffe a "tree horse" and now I have to update Wikipedia.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 18, 2017
Educents is an online marketplace that brings thousands of individual content creators, small businesses, edtech companies and publishers together. We make it easy to discover new and innovative products that will get your kids excited about learning. We envision a world where all children, in every community, have the tools and experience needed to excel in their learning.