There’s just one more week until Christmas! As you enter the final week of madness, read some of our favorite funny parenting tweets.
70% of being a parent is constantly complaining about your kids' constant complaining.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 8, 2017
6y.o: “So recycling is taking something old & making it new.”
Me: “Pretty much.”
6 *pause*: “Can YOU be recycled, then?”
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 20, 2017
My son’s only 8 and I’ve already taught him everything I know.
Ok that’s a lie.
I was done when he was 6.
— TheAlexNevil (@TheAlexNevil) November 28, 2017
Okay, kids, listen closely cause I'm only gonna say this 257,000 more times.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 15, 2017
Me- Hey Siri
Siri- How can I help you?
Me- Oh nothing, I’ve just been home with a 4mo all day and needed to hear some one else’s voice.
— Jacki Harrell (@Mommy_and_Mia) November 8, 2017
SON: Mom, if you took thunder, rocket fire, and two magnets and put them in an oven-
SON: wait nevermind I figured it out
SON: *leaves room*
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 20, 2017
8yo: Know the funniest thing about Uranus being named after your butthole?
Me: It's not really named after your-
8yo: It's a GAS GIANT planet! And your butt is where farts come from!!
(It's 2 hours later, and I'm still laughing)
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 28, 2017
My friend was like “I’m having one of those days where I can’t focus and can’t get anything done” and I was like “you had a baby???!!!”
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) November 17, 2017
Hey teachers, stop giving my kids homework that includes stuff for me to do. I HAVE ALREADY GRADUATED.
Sincerely, every parent everywhere.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) September 4, 2017
Tried explaining to my toddler the benefits of sleeping in but she just laughed, absorbed the rest of my life force, and never slept again.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 5, 2017
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