Take a minute to yourself to read some of our favorite parenting tweets!
5 – What is 9+9?
Me – 18
5 – What is 9+9+9+9?
Me – 36
5 – What is 9+9+1000+11+865+3?
Me – Umm
5 – Ha! You know nothing.
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) November 25, 2017
My kids get stupid. I mean outrageous. Better wash your hands, 'cause they're probably contagious.
-if parents wrote rap songs
— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) September 28, 2017
My kid actually hurried up when I said hurry up and I'm just gonna ride this wave of power for the next 10 minutes.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) November 13, 2017
Lord, please give me the patience to get through this game of Chutes & Ladders with my 3yr old. She is an unapologetic cheater & I want to flip the board. Amen.
— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) November 15, 2017
Welcome to parenthood. Where you’ll only get 2 hours every night to do all the grown up stuff you want to do.
— Leslie Brooks (@Leslie_Annie) November 3, 2017
*cleans out van*
GROSS, I am NEVER letting you guys eat in the van again, ever. I mean it.
Narrator: She’s straight up lying again.
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) October 21, 2017
Me: I’m going to get a haircut.
4yo: But why? Your hair already looks so pretty!
8yo: Yeah, don’t cut it!
[Both glance over at Elf on the Shelf]
— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 25, 2017
Howler monkey: I'm the loudest land animal and my scream can be heard three miles away.
Toddler: Hold my sippy cup.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 11, 2017
Hey! Take that nerf gun outside! Don't shoot it in the *sound of shattering glass*
Saturdays are fun.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 28, 2017
Parenthood: When you've memorized every episode of Paw Patrol, but you haven't read a novel in years.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) October 28, 2017
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