Read some of our favorite funny tweets from parents from this past week!
My 10 yr old was hugging the cat, & whispering to him "I love you so much that you're the 2nd most loved thing in my life." Aww, I thought, she's still mama's little girl. Then she finished her whisper with "But spaghetti is my favorite thing."
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) January 5, 2018
Yesterday, my wife managed distract our 3 year old from total emotional breakdown by suggesting he stand on a large rock.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) January 7, 2018
5 starting a Dot-to-Dot “Mom where is the 1?”
“Mom, where is the 2?”
Mom, where is the 3?”
“There…How many dots are there?”
— Cydni Beer (@themessednest) January 7, 2018
Leading parenting experts say consistency is key, so we're going to have cereal for dinner again tonight.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) September 29, 2017
I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters.
They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.
Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.
Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 7, 2018
One of the main parts of being a dad is liking things everyone else in your family hates.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 8, 2018
My son's phone broke & is only able to get his texts via the iPad so thoughts & prayers during this difficult time.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 8, 2018
"What happened here?"
*gestures at every surface in my home*
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) January 7, 2018
Does being a mom in my thirties make me uncool? Maybe. But most likely it's the cat printed pajama pants and refusal to go out after 7:00PM.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) December 2, 2017
One thing you learn quickly as a parent is that a kid's version of "clean" is never actually clean the first time they say, "It is clean."
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 8, 2018
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