Not sure my son is thrilled with the 30% off Bed Bath and Beyond coupon the tooth fairy left him last night.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 19, 2017
toddler *running around the house while wife is taking a nap*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) February 18, 2017
me *tackles him* Are you trying to get us all killed?
What is a normal sleep schedule and where do you buy one.— Kat (@katsafrenacus) August 12, 2016
My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a mom so I asked them "Why?" all day long until they cried & ate a whole chocolate cake.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 15, 2017
No one told me that when I entered my 40's I would get excited over little things like a brand new vaccum.— Beatriz (@wittwitbarista) February 20, 2017
Yet here we are. Here.we.are.
What's it like raising a 3 year old?— dadpression (@Dadpression) February 21, 2017
Imagine a dinner guest who won't eat anything except the outside of peanuts just to screw with you.
The two things that are more bountiful than anyone can truly understand until having kids: the love and the crumbs.— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) February 21, 2017
It's a good thing Pinterest exists or I might not feel guilty every time I throw away an effing empty toilet paper roll.— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) February 15, 2017
My 6yo's assignment was to draw a challenge she thinks she can overcome. So she drew herself teaching me how to use the tv remote. pic.twitter.com/8JcB2K0e7j— Wendy S. (@maughammom) February 19, 2017
Parenting hack: When fighting with your kid, offer to "arm wrestle it out". Unless you're stronger than me, this works till about age 10.— SaraLaraWhatevs (@SaraMansford) February 21, 2017
Nobody is more deliriously confused than me when I'm out to eat without my kids.— Off The Record... (@snotnboogers23) February 21, 2017