Brought my daughter to Toys R Us...— Dapper Dan (@Deurb1) December 19, 2016
All she asked for was "that",
several hundred times.
DAD: My daughter ran away [hands him old photo]— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) December 16, 2016
DETECTIVE: You have a recent photo?
DAD: [shows him 9,674 selfies with the dog filter]
Satan just showed up in my kid's diaper.— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) December 18, 2016
This is for sure my daughter pic.twitter.com/wUnaFvn9Sw— Princess Mae (@lovexmae) December 19, 2016
ME: please help, I cut my kid's sandwich into squares— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 15, 2016
ME: so he wanted triangles
ME: so he's going to *line goes dead*
My son clearly has a better grasp on the real world than his teacher does. pic.twitter.com/S74YL91yjN— Carl T. Bergstrom (@CT_Bergstrom) December 17, 2016
I'm giving my kid's teachers wine for Christmas because I'm pretty sure my kids are the reason they drink.— Bubbles n' Booze (@BubblesnBooze) December 12, 2016
My kid's latest report card looks like someone with a stutter is trying to swear.— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) December 11, 2016
Having a child with food allergies, I appreciate most ingredient warning labels.... but it's possible we've gone too far. pic.twitter.com/AaHzGVP1OS— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) December 19, 2016
My son wanna slack on chores a week from Xmas….. let’s see who laughs last in this one.— Joe Budden (@JoeBudden) December 19, 2016