Can't, I'm busy watching my daughter take Snapchat pics of chewed food in her mouth and sending to her lucky lucky friends....— Chick Playing4Second (@Playing4Second) November 17, 2016
My kid always has to have the last 5,000 words.— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) November 18, 2016
"My son looks like Danny DeVito" pic.twitter.com/feg7TZo1wH— UNILAD (@UNILAD) November 19, 2016
Why tf do I always wake up in the night. Isn't this what my kid is supposed to do? Not the adult? I need answers— Izzy Rose (@canisinferorum) November 21, 2016
"I've been alive for eleven years, so I pretty much know what I'm doing"— Bill Trinen (@trintran) November 20, 2016
- My Kid's Best Friend
My son just told me he doesn’t like lotion. “It feels like you’re rubbing doughnut cream into my hands.”— Rainbow Rowell (@rainbowrowell) November 20, 2016
My kid drew this comic. It's called "Puking Buds" pic.twitter.com/bvyMUo1sSC— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 13, 2016
Watched my kid perform at his 2nd grade musical.— American Gent (@AmericanGent69) November 16, 2016
I can now scratch "hope son becomes a rich musician" off my ways to retire early list.
School trip. Museum. Bolton.— Damon Green (@damongreenITV) November 21, 2016
Other mum: 'oh you've got [child X] in your group HAHAHAHA'
me: 'that's my son'
My kid came home with holes in his jeans that "looked cool," and from the deepest folds of my psyche I heard my mother's cackle.— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) November 16, 2016
I have to go and beat my kid in a tennis match now because he's way too confident for a five year old and that is not how I raised him.— Belle (@BellesJar) November 15, 2016